I believe I’ve found a surefire way to run for office and get elected.

No. 1, Do not criticize your opponent or what your opponent has or hasn’t done. Don’t even mention their name.

No. 2, Vow to tell the people what you’ll do to improve their life, not yours, and how you’ll get it done.

No. 3, Review these two objectives every day before doing anything else and stay with them to the day of election.

Now let’s see, of all the folks running for office this year which ones haven’t degraded their opponent?

Boy, this is tough!

My name is David Hayden and I approve this message.

David Hayden

Whitefield